C’mon, It Ain’t Exactly Shakespeare


Be thou not a candle-wasting motherfucker. Spring trippingly to thy feet and hie thee to thy love’s labors lest they be lost.  This shit writeth not itself, O, tempestuously turgid daddy-o.

— William “Wild Bill” Shakespeare, Room 1603

from “Much Ado about Romeo’s Midsummer Night Dream in Venice Beach”


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